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Like, really listen to the words? If so, you might have realized something a little weird. Recently, the internet has been awash with a lot of theories about the song. From when it actually takes place to what it is about, everyone is talking. And it makes sense. It is Halloween time.

"Monster Mash" is a novelty...

You can go out there with your grown-up candy corn floats and see celebrities dressing up as witches to get you in the spirit.

Or, you can listen to your favorite Halloween songs and think about a bunch of monsters dancing around. The man singing is just describing to you what happened.

Not as it is happening, but as he saw it. I'm here to red-pill you all. You've never heard the actual Monster Mash. Seems a little weird, right?

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Bobby Pickett is a non-monster recalling an occasion when he heard monsters mashing. At best, his recording is only a rough approximation. This is the second theory to come out in a while.

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It is just in the lab late one night. He could have been out on a Wednesday in June for all we know.

All this means is that it is that time of year again. It also means that we, as adults, are ready to break down any theory about this song we can. Because, after all, it is a graveyard smash.

From “Mashed Potato” to Manson's...

Rachel Leishman October 08, 4: Mash is actually the name of the doctor not the monster — ernmalleyscat ernmalleyscat October 8, Ceci n'est pas une Monster Mash.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY. Bobby Pickett "Monster Mash". What Diana really thought when she first met Prince Charles Fiona had been dating Sam for six years, so it felt like this wedding was a long time. The Monster Mash is a song we all love, it is a graveyard smash! But it isn't the song we think it is. It is just about monsters.

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